Tycoon, magnate, mogul, nabob and peoples' hero Richard Branson, is quoted thus in today's Daily Telegraph online:
"....people generally accept around the world that the Portuguese police and press overstepped their mark."
His comments relate to the stance taken by the Portuguese Police in conferring arguido status upon those other two globe-trotters, paragons of virtue, child abandonment professionals to the Queen, and International Ambassadors for Neglected Children Everywhere,* Kate and Gerry McCann.
Take a note, Mr Branson; the legal process of a national state - any national state - is the concern of the state in question, and is none of your fucking business.
Your concern for the McCann parents' "dilemma" is as transparent and as false as your cuddly nice-guy image. You are a ruthless, self-serving businessman, who probably thinks altruism was a U.S. President.
This is either the worst business judgement you have made (and there have been a few - including that little episode in 1971 when you defrauded HM Customs) - or the establishment big boys really have got to you.
Either way, please do the world a favour. Next time you decide to act the hero and leap off of a tall building, please be kind enough to dispense with the harness first?
*Except Portugal, apparently.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the constipated expression on his face in that picture!
Hello Your Loveliness
Check out the pictures in the rest of that Daily Mail online article... :-)
Lacking your, er, detailed knowledge, Mr, Gooseburger, I would have taken Mr. Branson's remarks as referring to the *illegal* tipping of inaccurate stories by policemen to the press, and the activities of the press in publishing defamatory stories without a shred of evidence.
I should have thought that you, of all people, would have spotted that sort of thing at a hundred paces!
I should have thought that you, of all people, would have spotted that sort of thing at a hundred paces!
Duff, you insensitive cunt.
You do know that I am confined to a wheelchair, having lost both of my legs in an unfortunate accident involving a tin of prunes and a food-mixer?
Are you sure you have facts right, Gooseburger, old chap? I heard it was a tin of your brains and a food-mixer. Anyway, delighted you have made such a splendid recovery and mutual friends assure me it is an improvement!
By the way, does that odd cove above write in green ink?
Altruism is NOT a US pres? OMG!
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