Elmer's back!
Did you miss me, all three
Thought I had abandoned you?
Nah.
I sustained an injury was all, and was damned if I was going to involve myself in constructing lengthy (or even shorty) prose with only one good hand, when there were much better things to be doing with it.
Anyway, thankfully, the plaster is now off, and I hope now to be able to dust off the cereberum and find something worthwhile to write about.
There goes my weekend!
Meanwhile, rumours abound elsewhere of dirty deeds, subterfuge, and a spy in our (or is it his?) midst.
We live in interesting times...
9 comments:
hi, why dya call him a perv, wat happened thought loadsa people visited that site......lol....he is rather slimy isnt he, kinda like a brad pitt for the grannies,with the creepiness of michael winner....whats that hitchen watch blog, cant get on....by theway i think your funny,i love ya site x
Brad Pitt?
Arm Pitt is nearer the mark....
Yeah, the grannies see im as sum kinda brad pitt....lol
Nice pic. I'm flattered.
Don't suppose I could borrow a copy of that dangling prick over there for my blog could I
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I didn't know that you dangled Mr H, squire?
Seriously now. Mr Hitchen.
I am fucking proud of you. Sincerely so.
If there is one thing I like in a man (apart from that, you naughty boy!)it is that of humility.
In your new blog you have shown not just humility; you have stretched the concept to encompass self-deprecation; something I admire even more!
I simply love the new blog, and I look forward to reading many future postings there. It's certainly a vast improvement on the boring cut 'n' paste job that is the old ionglobaltrends!
Now of course, the possibility exists that your newest blog is some sort of spoof; that you have not garnered any humility, nor self-deprecation, and that some cruel individual is ragging you.
Either way, it is cracking read. Far better than anything we could muster here.
In light of which, I will gladly and willingly lay Hitchenwatch to rest.
It's goodnight from London.
And it's goodnight from Sydney
You're lucky, I was just thinking about removing the dead ones from my blogroll.
hehe... just had a quick look at your profile and thought it said one of your interests was crochet!!
hope you're ok elmer and that your arm is on the mend. i hope you didn't hurt it doing the last of your 'interests'!!! :)
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