Monday 20 August 2007
The Worst That Could Happen?
This is the most gloriously offensive, and funny post I have seen on any blog, ever.
Definetely not recommended to those of a highly strung nature.
You have been warned.
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Thank you kindly, Mr Gooseburger sir. I'm simply thrilled that you enjoyed my little play, and will inform you when the sequel is published.
It's Lord Gooseburger to you, Teabag.
Oh, and Teabag, do keep that dreadful oik Duff out of any sequel, there's a chap....
My apologies, my Lord. Mayn't I write Duff in, if I consign him to a horrible, disgusting death?
Teabag.
I fail entirely to see how Duff might conceivably serve any purpose other than that which you suggest?
In the circumstances, your proposal has my blessing, 'though strictly upon the understanding that:
any sequel be in some live, "reality-type" format for TV;
that the cad Duff does not enjoy the benefit of having some understudy, stand-in or stunt double;
that his death be not only disgusting and agonising, but protracted, to boot;
that two doctors be present to confirm live on air, his demise
That is all.
(note to self - call J McGuinness - the McCanns would be an undoubted ratings booster - subject to availability).
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