Saturday 1 September 2007

The Weekly Wizard - The Cardiologist And The Testicles






















In homage to a Light in the Darkness, and The Daily Merlin:


Transcript
Weekly Wizard Insight (using the Creche of the Warner Tarot)
1st September 2007
14:33pm - 14:34pm
UK


'Wild guesswork and speculation around Kate & Gerry McCann using the significators The Cardiologist & The Testicles' ...

Almost incredibly unbelievably, the Ice Maiden and the 5 of Testicles have appeared in association with these significators. The Sol and The Fool have been closely associated with numerous insights over the previous months.

Another very, very inconceivably uncanny occurrence is the complete absence of any discernable number sequence from left to right, beginning with the Ice Maiden on the left and terminating with the furry accessory.

I have gleaned from this remarkable sequence that somewhere in this situation, a mystery of sorts remains unresolved....if I can only intuit what the mystery is, then I should have some realistic chance of solving it...

Something, or more likely, somebody has most definetely been out of order. Indeed the 14 of Vinos reversed indicates dulled senses as all of the bottles have been emptied...

The only other reversed card in the sequence is "The Cardiologist"; this suggests strongly to me that there is some connection between the empty wine vessels and the cardiologist, but I am getting no further insights now as to what this might mean...

What might be the significance of "The Patsy" here ... I have used the runes in collaboration with this reading, and the letters "RM" came through to me... though I am reluctant to pursue this aspect now as I am unable yet to fathom the significance of these letters...

Note the absence within this reading, of the card "The Nine of Tapas"; where this card has previously featured regularly in my readings, it is, on this occasion, absent...this suggests to me that the number 9 may, or may not be significant to events.

The presence in this reading of the "Furry Accessory" in conjunction with the "Five of Testicles" suggests that there is some relationship between the accessory and many testicles, though again I presently glimpse only shadows through the mist: I will however, divulge more in relation to this once sufficient light falls on the shadows.

Much on which to muse upon....

The almost absurdly inconceivably unbelievable conjunction of "The Cardiologist", The "Ice Maiden", the "Furry Accessory" and the "Testicles" leads me to believe that someone, somewhere, is suppressing the truth, though I suspect that the full significance of this may not come to light for some not inconsiderable period of time yet.

Below the middle line of 4 cards is the representation of the opposition to Gerry & Kate shown by "The Sol" and "The Fool".

The very presence of "The Fool" suggests to me that someone, somewhere is withholding information from the enquiry.... though I cannot now glean who that person, or those people might be...

Conversely, "The Sol" - which is in opposition to "The Fool" - may yet prove to be a credible source of information and valuable to the enquiry.


Next week: Beating alcoholism, with Paul Gascoigne.


7 comments:

Nora said...

Too funny elmer!!!

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

Sonia, please, it is not funny - divination is a serious matter - both an art and a science, and should be above such petty ridicule as you have shown...

Lindy said...

Excellent and very funny Elmer!
Thank you,
Lindy x

Anonymous said...

Elmer, this is superb!

I've been trying to make sense of the Light in the Darkness readings for many months now...

...but this makes much more sense.

Thanks for clearing it all up for me!

(Or did you? That is for me to know and you to find out)

Anonymous said...

A bon entendeur, SALUT!

Leo

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

@ Lindy - Thank you m' dear, there's something to be said for halucinogenics after all...


@ daft 'apeth - Many thanks - it is my fervent hope that through "The Weekly Wizard" ™ I might give a greater clarity to all things mystical than those chancers and charlatans from down under...


@ Leo - Beaucoup de mercis de vos mots aimables. J'espère que vous pourriez également trouver ceci amuser très...

Anonymous said...

Très très amusant, vous dit Leo, en s'essuyant les larmes de rire.
Merci beeeeeeeaucoup, cher Elmer.