While this page would normally at this time feature a "Cunt Of The Week" post, the breathtaking arrogance and stupidity of one very special man has forced a rethink here at Gooseburger Towers, and some new accolade is required.
Yes, Tony Parsons, alleged journalist and failed novelist has outcunted all of the competition to such a dizzying degree, that there is no realistic chance of him being overhauled any time soon, hence his being crowned EQG's Cunt Of The Month.
In fewer than three-hundred words, Parsons exhibits the most appalling ignorance and xenephobia toward Britain's oldest allies: he attacks the integrity and professionalism of the Portuguese Ambassador, the Portuguese Police and the Portuguese Media, and he even takes to task the Portuguese Public, referring to them as "leering bumpkins".
His finishing touch is to advise the Portuguese Ambassador to Britain, Senor Antonio Santana Carlos thus:
"if you can't say something constructive.... then you just keep your stupid, sardine-munching mouth shut."
1) Shut up, Parsons, you utter cunt.
2) You got something against fish, Parsons? Might explain why your ex-wife prefers women you putrid little sausage-jockey.
3) The Press Complaints Commission will be interested in Parson's views on the Portuguese; he has blatantly contravened sections 12(i) and (ii) of the PCC's Code of Practise; please feel free to vent your feelings about this article and register a formal complaint.
4) I am so ultra-pissed at this cunt, I can feel a whole new blog coming on....
4 comments:
The best 300 words I have read so far on the whole dismal business.
I really do think, Mr. Gooseburger, that you should try and stretch your tiny mind to other topics. Your friends worry for you lest you become (even more?) fixated. Reports reach me of you being seen in your slippers shuffling up the High Street towards the 'Offie' with your Social Security cheque clenched between your teeth as you mutter, "McCanns ... McCanns ... McCannns ..."
I feel sorry for Mr. David Duff, if this is the best 300 words he has ever read he desperately needs to read proper literature to cultivate his allededly 'huge mind'.
To the writer of this blog, I completly agree with everything you wrote.
I found Mr. Parson's article deeply offedend and have complained to the Mirror and the PCC.
Parsons has long been full of the ugliest arrogance and disdain for those outside his fetid skin. Someone have a look for the article he wrote for Arena in the nineties about the homeless...it's probably online somewhere...you'd probably have to invent a stronger word than cunt to describe the man thereafter.
Only one Su?
My mum's got three.
I just happen to be the youngest.
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