Friday 21 September 2007

Cunt Of The Week


This might be the very topic that the phrase "spoilt for choice" was made for.

This is a new feature to the blog, but one which will appear very, very regularly. Weekly, even.

While Blair achieved only one thing - the taking of
cuntiness to new heights - his resignation - and consequent absence from TV, radio, newspapers etc - regrettably, disqualify him from this week's competition.

Please be assured, however, that if he does manage to do anything of note now he is out of office, and we are again treated to his obnoxious grin, or his simpering, "fuck you" tones on the telly or radio, he will be the cuntidate of choice.

Until then, this week's cuntenders are:

1) The
Police Chief (s?) defending the indefensible;
2) The fucking cowardly and inept
PCSOs defended by the above cunt(s)
3) Gerry Fucking McCann

4) Clarence "the cunt" Mitchell
5) Richard Branson


Regrettably, neither
David Duff nor Iain Dale are eligible for entry into The Cunt Of The Week competition; Duff, because he is not a cunt (he is, in fact, a nice guy) - and Dale, who is also not a cunt (but only because he is a prick).


And this week's winner is.....

Yes, in the face of strong competition - entrants including one or more British "Police" Community Support Officers who declined to jump into a pond to save a drowning child, because, wait for it, they were not "properly trained" ....the winner is....."


It' s a three-way tie!

Gerry McCann, Clarence Mitchell and Richard Branson are ALL cunts of the week (and every fucking week).

Cunts.

Next week: Cunts of the week; mixed doubles: can Kate and Gerry pull through?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Er, thank you, I think ...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and thanks for not illustrating the post. Too much for an old man to face at two in the afternoon!

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

Mr Duff

You are more than welcome.

If ever I met anyone within the blogosphere who is not a cunt, you are he.

And the only reason I could not illustrate the post was due to my difficulty in finding an appropriate (or even an inappropriate) picture of a cunt.

I would welcome any suggestions you might have, though.

Anonymous said...

Be my guest and take your pick:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=photo+tony+blair&hl=en&cr=countryUK%7CcountryGB&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title

Anonymous said...

Q

I live in Wigan. I can assure you that the cunts of the week are definitely those two PCSOs (Mind you the MCCanncunt has got to be in there).

I'm currently pissed out of my skull, so my judgement may be impaired