Saturday 6 October 2007

EQG's "Exasperatingly Difficult To Solve Odd One Out Quiz"™






Updated!

In a change of format
, this Friday's "
Cunt of the Week" competition has been replaced by Elmer Quigley Gooseburger's "Exasperatingly Difficult To Solve, Odd One Out Quiz"
.

All you have to do to win is to correctly determine from the list of suspects adversaries shown, who you believe is the odd one out, and why!

The options are:

Dr Crippen (H H); Mr Christ (Jesus H); Mr Branson (R); Dr Dolittle (J); Felinus Pinkus; Dr Shipman (H); Dr McCann (G); Mr "What's up Doc?" Bunny (B); Dr Bellamy (D); Dr McCann (K); Mr Bushell (G); Dr Mengele (J); Dr Spock (B) and Mr Hitler (A).

Answers on a postcard to:


Clarence Mitchell
Freemasons Arms
Bohemian Grove
Rothermere


Alternatively, you can dial 0906 GOOSEBURGER* where you can leave your answer following a brief 20 minute recording detailing the rules.

Finally, you can post your answers in the comments box below.


The first correct winner drawn from all entries will win a second-hand Renault Megane**, complete with bugging devices, and featuring its very own novelty nodding Cadaver Dog!

Good luck! The correct answer, and the name of the winner will be posted Saturday 6th October.

* Calls charged at £94.00 per minute, no refunds.
** Of course, it might be a jeep.Or a Micra...whatever.



Update: The answer to Elmer Quigley Gooseburger's "Exasperatingly Difficult To Solve, Odd One Out Quiz"™ is published below.

You sure are going to kick yourselves!


The answer is: Dr McCann (G) - all of the others have a moustache. Sorry, no prizes awarded this time...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it... Kate McCann (all the rest are male)?

Anonymous said...

Is it Mr Bunny (B) because he's vegetarian?

Anonymous said...

Gosh, this is tricky... I'd say it's either Mr Bunny or Felinus Pinkus. But I'll go with Mr Bunny because the others either eat meat... or kill it.

By a process of elimination, Felinus Pinkus doesn't look like he can either eat, nor kill, meat in his present state. In fact he looks pissed... or even sedated.

Plus, Mr Bunny makes children laugh, which is something the others find difficult to achieve? So, yes, I'll stick with Mr Bunny.

Am I close Mr Gooseburger? Whaddo I win?

Anonymous said...

Is it Garry Bushell? I mean, none of the others are cunts are they?

Anonymous said...

Er, Felinus Pinkus 'cos that's the only one without a title such as Mr or Dr?

Somehow I don't think it is as simple as that and I'm cr*p at these things.

Logically, and assuming a connection to a certain case:

Dr Crippen did some not nice things to people

Mr Christ is allegedly prayed to by a certain couple of Docs

Mr Branson helps fund a certain couple of Docs

Dr Doolittle talked to the animals... but also seems to be some gadget or programme in relation to a certain couple of Docs

Felinus Pinkus could be symbolising a certain soft toy owned by a certain couple of Docs

Dr Shipman did some not nice things to people

Dr McCann is alleged to have assisted in doing something not nice to one person in particular

Mr Bunny has a famous catchphrase "What's up Doc?" which could be applied to a certain couple of Docs

Dr Bellamy helps fund a certain couple of Docs via business cards

Dr McCann is alleged to have done something not nice to one person in particular

Mr Bushell appeals on behalf of a certain couple of Docs

Dr Shipman did some not nice things to people

Dr Spock has an interesting approach to childcare like a certain couple of Docs

Mr Hitler orchestrated many revolting things against many people and tried to cover it up

So the real odd one out is ......


Jeez I'm still cr*p at these things!

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

anon: 28 September 2007 12:20

No.

anon: 30 September 2007 06:43

Sorry.

jkh:

A worthy attempt, but a less Faustian perspective applied to the conjecture might yield a more accurate result. No.

anon: 30 September 2007 07:31

I won't deny that Bushell is a cunt, but your reasoning falls over immediately as there are at least two other cunts there.

Anyway this is not a cunt of the week compo, so no.

dm:

A brilliant analysis, but, sadly, no.

Anonymous said...

Aw shucks! Your ole girlfriend (from the Tapas Bar!) got a "brilliant analysis". Thank you. But bugger. I knew I was cr*p at these things. And I bet there is no answer. Is there?

Or is it Dr Spock as he has green skin and thinks this is most illogical .... oh crud ... that's Mr Spock.

I know I bet it is Dr Spock who is the odd one out as he is the only one who takes care of kids?

Anonymous said...

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

jkh:

A worthy attempt, but a less Faustian perspective applied to the conjecture might yield a more accurate result. No.
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So I was getting hot then Mr Gooseburger. Good enough for me.

So it's Mr Bunny.. but for a different reason - is that what you're saying?


p.s. what does faustian mean?

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

JKH

Whether the suspect is - or is not Mr Bunny (B) will for now remain sub judice.

p.s. what does faustian mean?


An excellent question.


In the context in which I have used the word, it means nothing more than I enjoy using fancy sounding words, just beacause they sound fancy.

I actually don't have the first idea what it means, but if you find out, please be sure to let me know?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(B); Dr Bellamy

You cannot see his ears.

SpeedyCat @ the Hollydale Page

WOOOOOT!

Beenzzz said...

Ah! I missed it. Not that I would've gotten it right or anything.....

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

Beenzzz....

This is no place for a lady.

Get outta here. :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I maintain that my answer is correct. Please send prize to 501 Speedycat Curve, Hollydale USA 55221 apt. 10,236