Justine McGuinness - Family Spokesperson Extraordinaire

Justine McGuinness - naive?

Christ on a bike, she would do Chemical Ali proud.

While media outlets as diverse as Sky News the BBC and even The Leicester Mercury begin to stir from their collective amnesia / slumber, and actually smell the coffee, I just caught what appears to be a live news feed on BBC News 24 of Comical Ali dear Justine continuing to spout the official McCann line:

"They (the PJ) believe that they have evidence that Kate was somehow involved in the death of her daughter.... these suggestions are shocking.... ludicrous ....they made a series of ridiculous allegations....

Kate is a loving and caring mother.... she dotes on all of her children.... there is a fear that she may be arrested for a crime that she certainly did not commit....

Let's remember that they (the McCanns) are victims.... Kate wants to appeal to the British public to continue looking for Madeleine...."


While the outpourings of anger, disbelief and indignation expressed by long-standing friends and family members are, by varying degrees, understandable, excusable and deserving of public sympathy - McGuinness' own continued, misguided, and paid-for loyalty, is not.

Her perspective on the McCanns is based, presumably, on nothing more than her short acquaintance with them as their Spokesperson (plus pieces of silver).


Question occurs: just how many pieces of silver must she be getting for this?


Update: Judas McGuinness can now be seen perpetuating a similar web of deceit on Sky News.

The McCanns - The McPlot Thickens....

And so to the BBC who report today that the Ice Maiden is this afternoon due to be reinterviewed by Portuguese Police.

While she will be accompanied by her lawyer, Carlos Pinta da Specialbreu, she will, on this occasion, be without Cuddle Cat Cuddle Hippo her husband, Gerry McCann.

What can it all mean?

Update: The Postman has a far more informative post here.

McCanns - New Slurs Just In

Today's front page news from Correio da Manhã:

"Fluídos biológicos de Maddie foram encontrados pelo laboratório de Birminghan nas amostras enviadas pe-la Polícia Judiciária para Inglaterra.

O CM sabe que estes vestígios – resíduos de sangue não perceptíveis a olho nu encontrados no apartamento do Oce-an Club e no carro alugado pelos McCann – já se encontram na posse da PJ e deverão determinar desenvolvimentos imediatos do caso. O mais importante deverá ser um novo interrogatório aos pais de Madeleine e a alguns dos amigos do casal que se encontravam de férias no Algarve quando a criança desapareceu.

Estes desenvolvimentos baseados nos resultados das amostras biológicas são hoje também noticiados por vários jornais ingleses que apontam para a realização de detenções nas próximas 48 horas. As amostras mais importantes, das dezenas que foram enviadas para Inglaterra, deverão ter sido as recolhidas no apartamento dos Mc-Cann na Praia da Luz, em particular no chão e num armário na casa onde posteriormente a família se instalou e no carro que alugaram depois de a menina ter desaparecido.

Estas amostras foram recolhidas depois de os cães pisteiros ingleses terem sinalizado vestígios biológicos de sangue e odor de cadáver em roupas de Kate McCann."


"Biological traces of Madeleine McCann have have been detected in the samples send by Portuguese Police to the laboratory in Birmingham, England.

The traces of blood - not visible to the naked eye - found at the Ocean Club apartment and in the car rented by the Mcann’s - have been returned to Portuguese authorities and further developments are believed to be imminent.

Both Madeleine’s parents and a number of their friends who were on holiday in the Algarve when the child disappeared, face fresh interrogation by the police.

The most compelling of the samples were collected from the floor and closet of the villa which the McCann family moved to following Maddie's disappearance, and from the hire car rented from the McCanns several weeks later.

These samples were collected after the English dogs signalled biological traces of blood and of a scent of a corpse in clothes belonging to Kate Maccann..."

Boom And Bust And How The Banks Fuck Us Over

It is Monday morning, and I therefore make no apologies whatsoever for a downbeat posting.

This brief post concerns the (entirely avoidable) and looming recession depression, and how it has been engineered by the banking elite.

It's not very complicated, and nor is it, in all honesty, difficult to understand.

1. Banks lend money that the banks do not own, to borrowers.
2. Heck, the banks lend out money that doesn't even fucking exist to borrowers.
3. They lend this non-existent money at low interest rates.
4. As more money is fed into the system, its value falls.
5. To counter the fall in the value of money, the price of both goods and services rise.
6. In order to afford the increased cost of living, people are forced to borrow more.
7. When the bankers see fit, they will hike up interest rates on all that borrowed "money".
8. The bankers will also then reduce the amount of money in circulation, by reducing the amount that they lend.
9. The prices of both goods and services will then fall.
10. The size of the outstanding loans on all that "funny money" does not fall, however.
11. Unable to service their loans and credit card bills, people are forced to turn over their property and assets to the banks.
12. The bankers will pull this same scam every 10 - 15 years.

It matters not one whit whether you bank with HSBC, Lloyds, Coutts or any bank overseas, because ultimately, all of these banks are owned by the same bunch of shifty, thieving demonic bastards.


Sadly, there is fuck all we can do about it.....

© Copyright probably infringed, with thanks to Stef Zucconi

Probably The Worst Journalist In The World....

Miss Anna Smith



Meet Anna Smith, intrepid reporter for The Sunday Mirror, and, according to popular rumour, one-time runner up in the King George VI sweepstakes at Ascot.

Miss Smith, in the face of stiff competition from the lite the trite, and the downright shite has published on the Sunday Mirror website, possibly the single most partisan and vomit inducing "news" item yet on those "poor McCann parents".

The brave and the foolhardy can see the item in full here: for those with a weaker constitution, I am presenting the lowlights only (oh that there was but a single redeeming highlight...)


Say a Praia for Maddy

FROM the moment Madeleine went missing, you got the impression the Portuguese police couldn't find their backsides in the dark.

Just look at that little police chief in the cheap suit who popped up at the first shambolic press conference. You just knew they were so far out of their depth it made your heart sink.


WTF, you arrant snobbish mare? That little police chief? You nail your flag to the mast from the outset, with your distaste for "little" people. As for your gibe regarding his "cheap" suit, I would lay my shirt it was ten times the price of your wig, you hideous fucking shemale.


Clueless. Completely clueless. From the time it took them to bring in sniffer dogs and block roads, right up to a few days ago, when suddenly blood was found on the apartment where the little girl was abducted as she slept.

It was nearly 100 days into the investigation, for God's sake. How come forensics or anyone else searching the apartment never found blood before?


Possibly because the blood in the apartment was not even present during the initial search? Perhaps the PJ did find it earlier, but chose not to divulge the information at the time? Who knows? I certainly don't and nor do you, you sour-faced witch. You seem to be great at posing impertinent fucking questions - that is of course the easy bit. Why do you not instead justify your no doubt bloated fees and expenses, and provide some answers instead?


It's bad enough that they don't know what they're doing. But what really sickens me is the way the police, the Portuguese press and others have turned on poor Gerry and Kate McCann.


"Poor Gerry and Kate McCann".... oh Christ on a bike, here we go....


It's disgusting. And from a country that has children and the family at the core of its society, it's even worse.


Such a shame then that the two good Doctors (who, by no stretch of the imagination, could ever be perceived as "little" people) considered having their own children at the core of their family. Let us though, overlook that "mistake".


I cannot imagine what every gut-wrenching day must feel like for the McCanns without Madeleine. Their last thought at night but must be about her and their first, as they open their eyes in the morning.

And yet we still have these Portuguese newspapers being drip-fed by police insiders trying to point the finger. Don't get me wrong. I'm not blaming the Portuguese police for not finding Madeleine.


Upset or jealous are you, Mr Miss Smith, that the Portuguese police are no longer offering tid-bits to the UK press?

And how thoroughly fucking gracious, not to say patronising of you, to not blame those little people in the Portuguese police, for not finding Madeleine.


But their turning on the McCanns stinks. It's all about the main agenda - the tourist trade.


No, no, no. It's about securing - against the odds - the safe return of a small girl, and the necessity of asking tough questions of all of those in the resort on the night she was abducted disappeared.

That includes asking tough questions of the McCanns. They may not be among those you perceive and label as "little" people; but both they and their dodgy friends who have reportedly formed some pact of silence, should have been (and, I suspect, were), the first port of call for the investigation, and never some "last-resort" line of enquiry.


This kidnapping has gone global, and they, and Portugal, are in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.


Pray, what kidnapping is this you refer to? There is zero evidence to support any allegation of abduction or kidnapping, with the exception of the statements provided by Mr and Mrs McCann.

I'll write that again. There is zero evidence to support any allegation of abduction or kidnapping. Full stop.


At the end of the day, nothing is more important than money.


May I stop you there? Did you read that on the back of a matchbox, or is the phrase "At the end of the day, nothing is more important than money" merely an example of your creative writing skills?**


I was talking to a wealthy Irish golfer the other day, who has a house in Praia de Luz. When he mentioned it was in the place Madeleine went missing, I expected him to be sympathetic to the family. But you know what he said? It's ruining the whole place for everyone.


Hmmmm. I rather think he could be right, Miss Smith...


It used to be a great place out there with the golf, he lamented, but now the missing girl is all everyone talks about. Unbelievable. But, sadly, that mindset is out there. And not just among people like him. I would bet the cops and the authorities will be glad to see the back of the McCanns.


Of course both the Portuguese police and the authorities there will be glad to see them leave the country, you dozy bint.

Ask not what Portugal have ever done for them (which is in fact, rather a lot), but what the fuck have these two whining feckless fools done for Portugal? Exactly nothing. Notwithstanding that, Miss Smith, there is a growing belief that the McCanns will not be leaving Portugal any time soon, anyway. Watch this space.


In fact they can't even wait until the heartbroken couple find the strength to go home without their precious little girl.


Jesus. They have found the strength between them to go to the USA, Morocco, Holland, Italy....


They know their insidious little leaked stories to the press will drive those poor parents out.


That word "little" again. And insidious? Christ, Smith, as a reporter (I believe you are a reporter, though there is a growing amount of evidence to suggest otherwise?) -
what makes a leak insidious? One man's insidious leak is another man's freedom of information. (Though I will acknowledge that you are not a man. Allegedly).



The article totters on for several more chapters in the same vacuous, bleeding-heart fashion. I would urge no one to read it in full, at all, ever.


**Yes, Miss Smith is not only an award winning reporter, but also an acclaimed novelist. I read it on the internet, so it must be true...her latest novel "The Homecoming" is available new here, priced at one penny.

Which is, frankly, still worth more than the piss-poor propoganda you provide in your role as a "reporter", Smith.